Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Dead Sea
Population | 5.246 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | panther |
The Republic of You 553 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 5.246 billion You 553ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.9%.
The You 553ian economy, worth 199 trillion marks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,006 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans, code enforcement officers circle wealthy You 553ians like vultures, and some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You 553's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
You 553 is ranked 156,680th in the world and 725th in Dead Sea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.45 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in You 553, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
- : Following new legislation in You 553, code enforcement officers circle wealthy You 553ians like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in You 553, the government makes bereaved siblings into bereaved orphans.
- : Following new legislation in You 553, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in You 553, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : You 553's influence in Dead Sea rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in You 553, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
- : Following new legislation in You 553, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
- : Following new legislation in You 553, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
- : Following new legislation in You 553, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.