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The Ultra Stalinist State of You Dont Wanna Live Here

“Your soul and body belongs to the state” Kim Jung Il Park III

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: One big Island

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You Dont Wanna Live Here

Population18.145 billion

CapitalHELL ON EARTH
LeaderKim Jung Il Park III
FaithThe State

CurrencyBit Coin
AnimalRat

The Ultra Stalinist State of You Dont Wanna Live Here is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Jung Il Park III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.145 billion Slavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELL ON EARTH. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The very strong You Dont Wanna Live Herean economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Bit Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,019 Bit Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled You Dont Wanna Live Here with a very polite populace, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You Dont Wanna Live Here's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The State.

You Dont Wanna Live Here is ranked 205,866th in the world and 33rd in One big Island for Highest Drug Use, scoring 25.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,033rdMost Secular: 9,315thLargest Populations: 9,517thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,799thTop
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Most Conservative: 13,835thHighest Economic Output: 14,275thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,692ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,412th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the region

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