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The Oof's Republic of You Slapped Me

“How dare you!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Transitionists

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You Slapped Me

Population10.234 billion

CapitalSlapped City
LeaderBig Fat Ooooooooof Guy

Currencyhibernation period
AnimalBear

The Oof's Republic of You Slapped Me is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Big Fat Ooooooooof Guy with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.234 billion slapped people have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slapped City. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The slapped economy, worth 493 trillion hibernation periods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 48,178 hibernation periods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, You Slapped Me has designated Slapped City as its capital city, and Big Fat Ooooooooof Guy has just been declared ruler of You Slapped Me in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. You Slapped Me's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

You Slapped Me is ranked 20,531st in the world and 4th in The Transitionists for Most Stationary, with 1,602.75500201392 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,255thTop
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Most Stationary: 20,531stMost Primitive: 22,977th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Average: 22nd in the regionMost Primitive: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the region

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