Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The Transitionists
Population | 10.234 billion |
Capital | Slapped City |
Leader | Big Fat Ooooooooof Guy |
Currency | hibernation period |
Animal | Bear |
The Oof's Republic of You Slapped Me is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Big Fat Ooooooooof Guy with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.234 billion slapped people have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slapped City. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.
The slapped economy, worth 493 trillion hibernation periods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 48,178 hibernation periods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, You Slapped Me has designated Slapped City as its capital city, and Big Fat Ooooooooof Guy has just been declared ruler of You Slapped Me in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. You Slapped Me's national animal is the Bear, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
You Slapped Me is ranked 20,531st in the world and 4th in The Transitionists for Most Stationary, with 1,602.75500201392 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : You Slapped Me was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : You Slapped Me was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : The People's Republic of Britic Free 7 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from You Slapped Me, curing 154 million infected.
- : The People's Republic of Britic Free 7 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from You Slapped Me, curing 187 million infected.
- : The People's Republic of Britic Free 7 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from You Slapped Me, curing 249 million infected.
- : The Most Serene Republicc of Britic Free 8 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from You Slapped Me, curing 392 million infected.
- : The Most Serene Republicc of Britic Free 8 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from You Slapped Me, curing 341 million infected.
- : The Most Serene Republicc of Britic Free 8 was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from You Slapped Me, curing 450 million infected.
- : The Commonwealth of West Landic was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from You Slapped Me, curing 289 million infected.
- : The Commonwealth of West Landic was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from You Slapped Me, curing 402 million infected.