The Omniscient Omnipresence of Your French Masters is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 34.14 billion Your French Mastersians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Your French Mastersian economy, worth 306 trillion world francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,989 world francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Your French Masters's national animal is the superior horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Your French Masters is ranked 107,304^th in the world and 10^th in America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65 law-abiding acts per hour.