The Holy Empire of Your Holinessz is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Me Not So Holy with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.493 billion beautiful innocent cute kawaii girls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ministry Of Massacre. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Your Holinesszian economy, worth a remarkable 8,600 trillion TSY dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 491,639 TSY dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, organ donation is compulsory, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Your Holinessz's national animal is the baboon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sadisms.

Your Holinessz is ranked 989^th in the world and 38^th in Balder for Largest Governments, scoring 65.53 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.