The Republic of Your main is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.279 billion Your mainians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Your mainian economy, worth 280 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,587 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,488 per year while the poor average 8,810, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Your main's national animal is the hawk.

Your main is ranked 239,400^th in the world and 2,076^th in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 818.53 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.