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The Political Machinations of Yraipotnoj

“Abortions for some, mini Yraipotnoji flags for others”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Yraipotnoj

Population7.277 billion

CapitalFalcon City
LeaderPeter Sancho
Faithviolent violetism

Currencyrube
Animaljackal

The Political Machinations of Yraipotnoj is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Sancho with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 7.277 billion Yraipotnojis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Welfare and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon City. The average income tax rate is 4.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yraipotnoji economy, worth 727 trillion rubes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,038 rubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, Falcon City is a police state during international summits, people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare, and folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yraipotnoj's national animal is the jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is violent violetism.

Yraipotnoj is ranked 126,979th in the world and 6,495th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 409.56 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 47thHighest Crime Rates: 97thMost Armed: 208thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 243rdFattest Citizens: 252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 293rdMost Avoided: 362ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 376thLargest Mining Sector: 404thMost Primitive: 594thRudest Citizens: 821stLargest Retail Industry: 1,394thTop
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Most Devout: 2,608thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,038thLargest Black Market: 3,491stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,668thMost Efficient Economies: 5,771stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,646thTop
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Most Influential: 9,050thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,595th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Primitive: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 101st in the regionLargest Black Market: 104th in the regionMost Devout: 118th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 191st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 283rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 548th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 588th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 625th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, Falcon City is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, Peter Sancho's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, the horniness of the great-horned jackal is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Following new legislation in Yraipotnoj, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.

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