“One people, one truth”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Squire
The Dominion of Ysiana is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Klausbulant with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.696 billion Ysianans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vernonburg. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Ysianan economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 271,908 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, and tourists call Ysianan beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ysiana's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Loeidiem.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ysiana, tourists call Ysianan beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Following new legislation in Ysiana, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase.
- : Following new legislation in Ysiana, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Ysiana, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in Ysiana, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
- : Ysiana was endorsed by The Questionable Existence of Your Imaginary Friend.
- : Following new legislation in Ysiana, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
- : Ysiana was endorsed by The Community of Shangri-La Valley.
- : Ysiana was endorsed by The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty.
- : Following new legislation in Ysiana, the aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Ysianans.
Endorsements Received: 45 » Killer Kitty, New Rogernomics, Courlany, Imkiville, Aflana, Treadwellia, Captain Apollo, Aguaria Major, Tiegenhof, Ni Hon, Margandy, Loftegen 2, Hycronesia, Caybow, Sombrassino, SunnyPhiladelphia, Kan Po, Aigania, Sophisica, The Rin Mang, Greygard, Li Ka Shing Administrative Region, Altmar, Derthal, Denado, Axixic, Mzeusia, Snoodum, Perchan, Burning Pants, Lingord, Lazarene Ryccia, Lake Flotillas, The New California Republic, Rommanda, Guiness Freaks, Capercom, Halliway, The Illusian Empire, Turkish-Ottoman, Lutfan, Kakatiya, The Sigometh Dynasty, Shangri-La Valley, and Your Imaginary Friend.