Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
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NP RMB: After Hours: Episode One: Toilet Paper, or How I Hate the In-laws
Evening folks, and welcome to our first broadcast of NP RMB: After Hours, with your host, The Supreme President of Yugobatania.The only talk show within the RMB that takes place late at night. Or in the day or evening - wherever you live.
*Sips coffee*
Man, this is some damn good coffee.
I’d like to start off with a topic very close to my heart.
Toilet paper. We’ve all had that feeling, once in our lives. We go to a restroom in a foreign place like a restaurant or the in-laws’ home, and soon discover the most horrendous sight known to man - cheap toilet paper.
The thought of it scares me. You pull the roll, and woop! One sheet rips off, forcing you to keep on grabbing each individual sheet one at a time.
This is why our country needs to invest in better toilet paper! And folks, you should too!
*Sips coffee*
Ah hell, I’m almost out of coffee.
That’s all I have for tonight - or the morning or evening, whatever. Tune next time to NP RMB: After Hours, the only late night RMB talk show - or evening or - aw, forget it already!
*Sips coffee*
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to go an refill my coffee. In the meantime, here’s a live recording of some smooth jazz hits from across Strangereal.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DSGyEsJ17cI