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The Gloriously WHY ARE YOU STILL of YuKkIrA

“For The Nation, Our Lives Are WEEEEEEEEEEEEE” Crown Princess Kirin

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Hatchling

Location: The East Pacific

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YuKkIrA

Population8.072 billion

CapitalSeta
LeaderCrown Princess Kirin
FaithImperialism

CurrencyImperial Banking Note
AnimalWhite Dragon

The Gloriously WHY ARE YOU STILL of YuKkIrA is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Crown Princess Kirin with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.072 billion Yukkirians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Yukkirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,451 trillion Imperial Banking Notes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 303,756 Imperial Banking Notes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

If foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to YuKkIrA, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. YuKkIrA's national animal is the White Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Imperialism.

YuKkIrA is ranked 215,132nd in the world and 7,235th in The East Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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1%
Most Secular: 987thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,009thLargest Black Market: 1,017thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,245thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,620thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,699thHighest Average Incomes: 2,016thLargest Retail Industry: 2,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,414thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,699thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,951stLargest Mining Sector: 3,160thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,175thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,580thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,967thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,034thMost Efficient Economies: 4,275thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,931stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,629thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,874thHighest Economic Output: 6,288thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,612thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,814thLargest Governments: 8,604thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,712thMost Developed: 8,746thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,070thSmartest Citizens: 9,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,473rdTop
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 13,091stMost Cultured: 14,682ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,244thLowest Crime Rates: 16,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,059thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,139thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,357thMost Avoided: 21,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,733rdHealthiest Citizens: 23,918th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 82nd in the regionTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 99th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 99th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 110th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 125th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 164th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 184th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 214th in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 255th in the regionMost Developed: 257th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 257th in the regionLargest Populations: 281st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 335th in the regionMost Cultured: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 394th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 476th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 500th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 663rd in the regionMost Avoided: 699th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 702nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 702nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 704th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 714th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : YuKkIrA's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : YuKkIrA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : YuKkIrA lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : YuKkIrA's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : YuKkIrA was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : YuKkIrA lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : YuKkIrA relocated from The North Pacific to The East Pacific.
  • : YuKkIrA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : YuKkIrA changed its national motto to "For The Nation, Our Lives Are WEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and its name to "YuKkIrA".
  • : YuKkIrA changed its national nation type to "Gloriously WHY ARE YOU STILL".

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