The Republic of Yukti is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Arshes Desirath with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 22.964 billion Yuktians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oblivion. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The powerhouse Yuktian economy, worth a remarkable 2,538 trillion Miquelis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 110,524 Miquelis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukti's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Bacants.

Yukti is ranked 277,950^th in the world and 4,904^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -181.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.