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The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber

“There needs to be more fossil fuels in the world” The Ditherest of all Dathers

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Yummy Blubber

Population3.046 billion

CapitalBig Chungus
LeaderThe Ditherest of all Dathers
FaithChristianity

CurrencyBig Daddys
AnimalBlue Whale

The Confederacy of Yummy Blubber is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Ditherest of all Dathers with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.046 billion Funguses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Chungus. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Yummy Blubberian economy, worth 733 trillion Big Daddys a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 240,845 Big Daddys, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, school history books often refer to The Ditherest of all Dathers as "that imperialist pig dog", and former state leaders include a TV comic and a cowboy actor. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Yummy Blubber's national animal is the Blue Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Yummy Blubber is ranked 138,379th in the world and 7,034th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 94.56 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 184thMost Primitive: 193rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 195thMost Devout: 256thMost Armed: 328thMost Influential: 374thLargest Gambling Industry: 431stHighest Crime Rates: 515thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 533rdFattest Citizens: 542ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 562ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 832ndMost Avoided: 904thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,029thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,257thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,430thLargest Retail Industry: 1,453rdTop
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Nudest: 1,652ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,808thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,928thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,947thLargest Mining Sector: 2,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,270thRudest Citizens: 2,446thLargest Black Market: 2,703rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,218thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,000thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,270thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,244thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,337thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,464thHighest Drug Use: 13,002ndMost Subsidized Industry: 13,388th
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46th in the regionNudest: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 70th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionLargest Black Market: 91st in the regionMost Influential: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 157th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 215th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 318th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 439th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 506th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 506th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 616th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 641st in the region

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