Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: Vickenian experiment incubator
Population | 8 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Yutoupia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8 billion Yutoupians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Yutoupian economy, worth a remarkable 4,297 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 537,226 currencies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,945,937 per year while the poor average 49,891, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.
Ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, it's always rabbit season, and there's no weight to modern politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yutoupia's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Yutoupia is ranked 550th in the world and 16th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,544.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, there's no weight to modern politics.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, too many developers spoil the codebase.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, lawyers are ordering red ink and 'Cease and Desist' rubber stamps in preparation for the return of copyright law.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.
- : Following new legislation in Yutoupia, the newest shade developed by Yutoupia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.