Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Willow Farm
Population | 8.149 billion |
Currency | Yuyu coin |
Animal | Yuyu |
The Colony of Yuyu Puppet 88 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.149 billion Yuyu Puppet 88ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuyu Puppet 88ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion Yuyu coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,863 Yuyu coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.
Exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, one does not simply walk into the tundra, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yuyu Puppet 88's national animal is the Yuyu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yuyu Puppet 88 is ranked 89,325th in the world and 92nd in Willow Farm for Most Stationary, with 508.81941046648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Yuyu Puppet 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Yuyu Puppet 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Yuyu Puppet 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Yuyu Puppet 88 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Yuyu Puppet 88 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Yuyu Puppet 88's influence in Willow Farm rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 88, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 88, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 88, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in Yuyu Puppet 88, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.