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The Imperial Republic of Zaldania

“In the Early Light, Zaldania Rises.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Southeastern Wisconsin

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Zaldania

Population24.379 billion

CapitalEthopi
LeaderJaron Ilandarian
FaithMango Snapple

CurrencyZaldi
AnimalBear

The Imperial Republic of Zaldania is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jaron Ilandarian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.379 billion Zaldanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ethopi. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaldanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,625 trillion Zaldis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 230,733 Zaldis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, Zaldania recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown. Zaldania's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mango Snapple.

Zaldania is ranked 184,006th in the world and 3rd in Southeastern Wisconsin for Most Stationary, with 72.19462740652 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 811thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,078thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,261stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,365thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,404thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,571stMost Developed: 1,629thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,691stNicest Citizens: 1,696thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,735thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,802ndMost Cultured: 1,805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,818thHighest Food Quality: 1,843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 1,873rdSmartest Citizens: 1,947thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,118thHealthiest Citizens: 2,134thLargest Governments: 2,152ndBest Weather: 2,205thMost Pacifist: 2,287thMost Inclusive: 2,387thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,410thHighest Economic Output: 2,691stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,756thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,151stSafest: 3,416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,108thLowest Crime Rates: 4,891stMost Efficient Economies: 6,012thHighest Average Incomes: 6,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,601stLargest Populations: 8,916thMost Secular: 11,479thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,421stNudest: 18,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,905th

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