Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: The top 3 giant
Population | 25.131 billion |
Capital | Crestelia City |
Leader | Tamatsuki Akira |
Faith | Universalism |
Currency | OREMINIUM |
Animal | Berserk Laviente |
The Weirdo Empire of Zamri1138 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.131 billion ZAMRI1138IANs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crestelia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zamri1138ian economy, worth an astonishing 22,883 trillion OREMINIUMS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 910,583 OREMINIUMS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Berserk Lavientes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and most people suffer from some form of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown. Zamri1138's national animal is the Berserk Laviente, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universalism.
Zamri1138 is ranked 32nd in the world and 2nd in The top 3 giant for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 31,883.41 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, there is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Berserk Lavientes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, everyone seems to be pushing the buttons of AIs.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in Zamri1138, Tamatsuki Akira often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.