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The Forever House Speaker of Zanaana

“Everything you see exist together in a delicate balance”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Thaecia

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Zanaana

Population1.034 billion

CapitalPride Land
LeaderZan

CurrencyMufasa
AnimalSimba

The Forever House Speaker of Zanaana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.034 billion Zanaanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pride Land. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zanaanan economy, worth 102 trillion Mufasas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 98,718 Mufasas, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, aides are afraid to ask if Zan wants a cup of tea or coffee, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zanaana's national animal is the Simba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zanaana is ranked 185,283rd in the world and 329th in Thaecia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -5.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Influential: 4,969thMost Armed: 5,416thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,582ndNudest: 6,294thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,737thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,449thHighest Drug Use: 18,713thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,678th
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zanaana lodged a message on the Thaecia Regional Message Board.
  • : Zanaana resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Zanaana lodged a message on the Thaecia Regional Message Board.
  • : Zanaana was endorsed by The Based DSoRP of Brototh.
  • : Zanaana lodged a message on the Thaecia Regional Message Board.
  • : Zanaana lodged a message on the Thaecia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Zanaana, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Zanaana, aides are afraid to ask if Zan wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Zanaana, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Zanaana, one does not simply walk into the tundra.

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