Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Superpower
Location: Just relax
The of Zarbik is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.988 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of . The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient economy, worth a remarkable 3,899 trillion s a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 390,388 s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zarbik's national animal is the , which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is .
Zarbik is ranked 6,628th in the world and 2nd in Just relax for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,873.32 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Zarbik lodged a message on the Just relax Regional Message Board.
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Zarbik lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
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Zarbik lodged a message on the Just relax Regional Message Board.
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Zarbik was banned from The Smelly Fart by
The ULTRA GRAND FARTMASTER of Fartmaster Q.
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Zarbik rejected a request from The Smelly Fart for an embassy with Just relax.
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Zarbik lodged a message on the Just relax Regional Message Board.
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Zarbik lodged a message on the Just relax Regional Message Board.
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Zarbik rejected a request from Name 0 for an embassy with Just relax.
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Zarbik rejected a request from NATO 2022 for an embassy with Just relax.
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Zarbik rejected a request from The League of Sandwiches for an embassy with Just relax.