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The Fiver Republic of Zaydi Morocco

“Allāhu Akbar, 'Ali Asghar” Musa bin Ḥaidar

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Pecan Sandies

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Zaydi Morocco

Population7.875 billion

CapitalRibat
LeaderMusa bin Ḥaidar
FaithZaydi Shi'a

Currencydirham
AnimalBarbary macaque

The Fiver Republic of Zaydi Morocco is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Musa bin Ḥaidar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.875 billion Moroccans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ribat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Morrocan economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,112 dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, spies caught in Zaydi Morocco are never heard from again, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaydi Morocco's national animal is the Barbary macaque, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zaydi Shi'a.

Zaydi Morocco is ranked 81,650th in the world and 13th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 592.08716967508 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,396thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7,172ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,679thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,777thLowest Crime Rates: 7,918thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,233rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,280thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,470thLargest Retail Industry: 10,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,778thLargest Governments: 10,831stLargest Black Market: 11,002ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,530thHighest Average Incomes: 12,072ndMost Patriotic: 12,651stMost Cultured: 12,709thMost Developed: 14,449thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,840thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,894thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,310thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,622ndHighest Economic Output: 18,161stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,725thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,787thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,342ndSmartest Citizens: 23,709thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,474thHighest Food Quality: 25,180thMost Influential: 25,677th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, spies caught in Zaydi Morocco are never heard from again.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.

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