Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Pecan Sandies
Population | 7.875 billion |
Capital | Ribat |
Leader | Musa bin Ḥaidar |
Faith | Zaydi Shi'a |
Currency | dirham |
Animal | Barbary macaque |
The Fiver Republic of Zaydi Morocco is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Musa bin Ḥaidar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.875 billion Moroccans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ribat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Morrocan economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,112 dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.
Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, spies caught in Zaydi Morocco are never heard from again, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaydi Morocco's national animal is the Barbary macaque, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zaydi Shi'a.
Zaydi Morocco is ranked 81,650th in the world and 13th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 592.08716967508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, spies caught in Zaydi Morocco are never heard from again.
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
- : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.