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The People's Republic of Zetastan

“Nec deum, nec dominum”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Communist Bloc

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Zetastan

Population11.837 billion

CapitalZeddagrad
LeaderZartan Bridgelaw
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyZetastani Shekel
AnimalCinphaleprus

The People's Republic of Zetastan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zartan Bridgelaw with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.837 billion Zetastanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zeddagrad. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zetastani economy, worth a remarkable 3,721 trillion Zetastani Shekels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 314,391 Zetastani Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The people's love for Zartan Bridgelaw is little more than self-preservation, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, parking's carefree without parking car fees, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zetastan's national animal is the Cinphaleprus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Zetastan is ranked 552nd in the world and 14th in The Communist Bloc for Most Secular, with 99.17 Atheism Rate.

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1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 148thHighest Poor Incomes: 445thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 551stMost Secular: 552ndMost Cultured: 728thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 832ndMost Developed: 854thMost Efficient Economies: 891stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,059thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,205thHealthiest Citizens: 1,250thLowest Crime Rates: 1,396thSmartest Citizens: 1,449thMost Inclusive: 1,500thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,660thLargest Governments: 1,674thHighest Average Incomes: 1,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,062ndSafest: 2,156thTop
5%
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,265thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,742ndHighest Economic Output: 3,064thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,381stNicest Citizens: 3,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,959thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,571stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,727thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,920thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,175thBest Weather: 5,195thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,242ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,429thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,689thLargest Retail Industry: 6,776thMost Stationary: 6,824thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,379thMost Pacifist: 9,177thTop
10%
Most Influential: 12,549thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,627thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,051stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,169thMost Income Equality: 16,288thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,735thLargest Populations: 21,788th
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1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 43rd in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 68th in the regionBest Weather: 78th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 78th in the regionNicest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 91st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zetastan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Zetastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Zetastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, the people's love for Zartan Bridgelaw is little more than self-preservation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Zetastan, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Zetastan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.

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