The Holy Empire of Zettaese is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Python population. The hard-working population of 14.347 billion Zettaeseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 16.5%.

The Zettaesean economy, worth 662 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 46,187 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zettaese's national animal is the Python.

Zettaese is ranked 164,334^th in the world and 1^st in The Yellow Wardens for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 778.35 on the Societal Mobility Rating.