“brain lol” President Justin Zhang
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||President Justin Zhang|
The Empire of ZhangKeyesland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Justin Zhang with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.882 billion Zhangkeyeslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZhangKeyesland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.7%.
The frighteningly efficient ZhangKeyeslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,660 trillion kek nabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 282,290 kek nabs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 966,821 per year while the poor average 60,546, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.
Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ZhangKeyesland's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : ZhangKeyesland was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : ZhangKeyesland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Highest Crime Rates, and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting.
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : ZhangKeyesland was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.
- : ZhangKeyesland was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
- : Following new legislation in ZhangKeyesland, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : ZhangKeyesland was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Baldova.
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