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The Tax Free Land of Zintai

“Live long and help me prosper”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: GameFAQs

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Zintai

Population21.931 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.931 billion Zintaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 6,865 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 313,055 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Zintai, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 223,584th in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -18.91 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 24thLowest Crime Rates: 51stHighest Average Tax Rates: 139thLargest Governments: 156thMost Corrupt Governments: 201stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265thMost Developed: 281stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 290thLongest Average Lifespans: 318thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 500thMost Beautiful Environments: 535thMost Advanced Public Transport: 543rdHealthiest Citizens: 555thBest Weather: 737thHighest Poor Incomes: 760thMost Subsidized Industry: 852ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 908thMost Advanced Public Education: 970thHighest Economic Output: 1,013thSmartest Citizens: 1,083rdMost Devout: 1,205thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,230thMost Efficient Economies: 1,560thHighest Average Incomes: 1,744thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,839thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,223rdTop
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Safest: 2,586thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,814thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,544thLargest Populations: 5,260thMost Influential: 5,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,191stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 22,548th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Zintai.
  • : Zintai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the government has declared victoria over the cheese menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the world outside is only known of in folklore.

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