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The Tax Free Land of Zintai

“Live long and help me prosper”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: GameFAQs

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Zintai

Population19.311 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.311 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 5,415 trillion Zintais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 280,448 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 145,056th in the world and 2nd in GameFAQs for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 9.93 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thLowest Crime Rates: 72ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 183rdLargest Governments: 203rdMost Corrupt Governments: 260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 535thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 541stHighest Poor Incomes: 712thMost Advanced Public Transport: 721stSafest: 727thHealthiest Citizens: 812thMost Devout: 1,141stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,156thBest Weather: 1,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,239thHighest Economic Output: 1,260thMost Stationary: 1,478thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,849thMost Efficient Economies: 1,861stHighest Average Incomes: 1,987thSmartest Citizens: 2,292ndMost Authoritarian: 2,741stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,641stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,762ndMost Influential: 4,865thMost Pacifist: 5,073rdLargest Populations: 5,433rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,557thMost Conservative: 5,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,189thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,376thMost Extreme: 7,282ndTop
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Most Developed: 12,041stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,547th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, President Zintai often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.

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