The People's Republic of Ziprotscria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Shimtaenek Davídovich Bronstein with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.892 billion Ziprotscrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katyushankret. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ziprotscrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion Risenkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,053 Risenkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Ziprotscria, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime is totally unknown. Ziprotscria's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nakareshism.

Ziprotscria is ranked 11,684^th in the world and 344^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 92.43 Atheism Rate.