The Kingdom of Zlotii is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Michał II with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.353 billion Zlotiians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowlpolsk. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zlotiian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,819 Zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and when their backs are against the walls Zlotiians look out for gay men. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zlotii's national animal is the White eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Zlotii is ranked 308,711^th in the world and 698^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,970.49 Standard Monetary Units.