The Rogue Nation of Zombie 33 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by EmyLou with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 8.596 billion Zombie 33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MedQuest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 33ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,209 trillion francs a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 257,041 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support EmyLou, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, the government has returned all business to private ownership, and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 33's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 33 is ranked 10,251^st in the world and 177^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.6 law-abiding acts per hour.