The Rogue Nation of Zombie 49 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Brain Surgeon with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.547 billion Zombie 49ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neurology. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 49ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,184 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 255,621 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', printing ink yields Brains's biggest return on investment, and saying 'no homo' is enough to escape punishment for the crime of being gay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 49's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 49 is ranked 17,890^th in the world and 318^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.5 law-abiding acts per hour.