The Food Item of Zombie Master is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by MrZombie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.314 billion Zombie Masterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZombieCity. The average income tax rate is 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Masterian economy, worth a remarkable 6,007 trillion swampwaters a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,107 swampwaters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, MrZombie is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, and happiness is all being miserable together. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Master's national animal is the zombie rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zombie Master is ranked 22,592^nd in the world and 11^th in Nederland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.69 law-abiding acts per hour.