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The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

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Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The Bar on the corner of every region


Zombie Penguins

Population8.702 billion

CapitalOld Abandoned Zoo
LeaderLone Survivor


The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lone Survivor with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.702 billion Zombies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Abandoned Zoo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie Penguinsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,837 trillion Brains a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 326,106 Brains, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,065,956 per year while the poor average 21,415, a ratio of 96.5 to 1.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, military spending is on the increase, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zombie Penguins's national animal is the Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aaaahhhh.

Zombie Penguins is ranked 52,333rd in the world and 17th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Extreme, scoring 26.14 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Rudest Citizens: 38thMost Armed: 45thHighest Crime Rates: 53rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97thLargest Gambling Industry: 105thFattest Citizens: 138thMost Avoided: 246thMost Rebellious Youth: 369thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 503rdLargest Retail Industry: 505thHighest Disposable Incomes: 532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 546thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 556thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 617thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 649thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 859thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,010thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,088thHighest Average Incomes: 1,508thMost Efficient Economies: 1,609thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,865thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,179thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,317thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,014thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,041stHighest Drug Use: 3,085thMost Secular: 3,137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,232ndHighest Economic Output: 4,508thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,667thMost Cultured: 8,382ndLargest Governments: 8,783rdMost Inclusive: 10,045thMost Stationary: 10,187thTop
Most Pro-Market: 12,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,668thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,827thLargest Black Market: 13,977thMost Influential: 14,775thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,460thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,237thNudest: 20,327th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the region

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