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The Republic of Zombiedolphins

“Logic is blind and often knows only its own past”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Loamhedge



Population36.73 billion

CapitalRotten Corpse
LeaderBig Daddy

Animalicelandic bargehound

The Republic of Zombiedolphins is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Daddy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 36.73 billion Zombiedolphinsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotten Corpse. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombiedolphinsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,370 trillion serenas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,881 serenas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax serenas each year. Crime is totally unknown. Zombiedolphins's national animal is the icelandic bargehound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zombiedolphins is ranked 548th in the world and 2nd in Loamhedge for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.18 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 19thNicest Citizens: 59thMost Rebellious Youth: 62ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 103rdMost Cultured: 145thHealthiest Citizens: 159thBest Weather: 204thMost Developed: 268thMost Stationary: 278thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 288thLongest Average Lifespans: 289thHighest Food Quality: 338thMost Pacifist: 464thLeast Corrupt Governments: 548thLargest Publishing Industry: 582ndMost Beautiful Environments: 648thMost Devout: 713thHighest Economic Output: 930thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,262ndLargest Populations: 1,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,541stSafest: 1,679thMost Inclusive: 2,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,352ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,433rdLargest Governments: 2,501stTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,816thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,872ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,912thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,950thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,094thMost Influential: 3,187thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,328thHighest Average Incomes: 5,201stMost Efficient Economies: 8,335thLowest Crime Rates: 8,461stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,207thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,243rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,640thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,608th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zombiedolphins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".
  • : Zombiedolphins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Zombiedolphins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Zombiedolphins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Zombiedolphins voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Zombiedolphins voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Zombiedolphins lost the position of Loamhedge WA Delegate to The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples.
  • : Zombiedolphins approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Lily".
  • : Zombiedolphins approved the World Assembly proposal "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Zombiedolphins approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Confederation of Corrupt Dictators".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Cromulent Peoples.