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The Contradictory State of Zuhoiden

“I eat the Farfalle” Cat with a knife

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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Zuhoiden

Population3.788 billion

CapitalUrajio
LeaderCat with a knife
FaithAtheism

CurrencyZGN
AnimalAkita Inu

The Contradictory State of Zuhoiden is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Cat with a knife with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 3.788 billion Pmucids are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urajio. The average income tax rate is 65.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pmucid economy, worth 423 trillion ZGNS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,796 ZGNS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

"Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, major cities are suffering under water rationing, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuhoiden's national animal is the Akita Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Zuhoiden is ranked 127,564th in the world and 6,053rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.69 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 6,841stBest Weather: 7,740thMost Secular: 8,077thNicest Citizens: 9,421stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,317thTop
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Most Influential: 11,932ndMost Inclusive: 12,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,774thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,082ndMost Developed: 13,402ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,132ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,584thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,284thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,490thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,001stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,120thLowest Crime Rates: 16,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,498thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,270thMost Efficient Economies: 20,346thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,806th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 330th in the regionBest Weather: 418th in the regionMost Secular: 448th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 511th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 573rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 622nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 636th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 665th in the regionMost Inclusive: 689th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 690th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 704th in the regionMost Developed: 711th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 741st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 798th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 813th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 827th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 848th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 939th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 945th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 949th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 967th in the regionMost Average: 974th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zuhoiden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Zuhoiden was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, the government is funneling billions into Cape Zuhoiden following the shuttle crash.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuhoiden, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.

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