The Republic of Zutaran is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.302 billion Zutaranians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stormfire City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The all-consuming Zutaranian economy, worth 650 trillion Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 89,065 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits, glamping Zutaranians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and the Zutaran Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zutaran's national animal is the Flying Dolphin Fish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Zutaran is ranked 286,863^rd in the world and 2^nd in Libertarium for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.6 law-abiding acts per hour.