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The Call Me ZweiPreu of Zweites Preussen

“Preußen uber alles!” Konrad Adenauer

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Democratic Republic of Freedom


Zweites Preussen

Population3.053 billion

LeaderKonrad Adenauer
FaithGrand Cult of Turtlezogoth

CurrencyDeutsche Mark

The Call Me ZweiPreu of Zweites Preussen is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Konrad Adenauer with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.053 billion ZweiPreuans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The ZweiPreuan economy, worth 158 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,813 Deutsche Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, and autocrats are persona non grata. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Zweites Preussen's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Grand Cult of Turtlezogoth.

Zweites Preussen is ranked 65,697th in the world and 23rd in The Democratic Republic of Freedom for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,996.9 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,619thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 11,548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,730th
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the region

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