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The State of Zymurgysecundus

“Anarchy Testing Puppet” the Governor

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Honduras

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Zymurgysecundus

Population32.007 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Zymurgysecundus is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.007 billion Zymurgysecundusians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Zymurgysecundusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,152 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 36,021 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,905 per year while the poor average 1,935, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, Zymurgysecundus has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Zymurgysecundus in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Zymurgysecundus's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zymurgysecundus is ranked 258,510th in the world and 8th in Honduras for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 138thMost Politically Free: 191stMost Pro-Market: 194thMost Extreme: 293rdHighest Drug Use: 2,078thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,158thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 3,494thHighest Crime Rates: 5,340thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,781stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,314thMost Avoided: 9,244thRudest Citizens: 9,457thNudest: 14,294thTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 18,331stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,158thMost Armed: 20,537thHighest Economic Output: 24,747thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,548thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28,256thMost Rebellious Youth: 30,019th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zymurgysecundus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Zymurgysecundus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Zymurgysecundus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Zymurgysecundus's influence in Honduras rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Zymurgysecundus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Zymurgysecundus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Zymurgysecundus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Zymurgysecundus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Zymurgysecundus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Zymurgysecundus's influence in Honduras rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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