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The Final Fit of Zyonn

“Bring Me My Monocle! Want to Look Rich.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population34.918 billion

LeaderOverlord Zorak
Faithcat worship

Currencyquestion mark
Animalrejected kittie

The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 34.918 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,305 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,304 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 207,021st in the world and 6,049th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 0.22 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 365thBest Weather: 533rdMost Beautiful Environments: 687thMost Rebellious Youth: 814thLargest Populations: 930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 933rdNicest Citizens: 1,059thSmartest Citizens: 1,346thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,442ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,780thMost Pacifist: 1,974thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,016thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,084thSafest: 2,233rdHighest Economic Output: 2,360thMost Cultured: 2,495thHealthiest Citizens: 3,038thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,066thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,134thLargest Governments: 3,134thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,265thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,867thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,246thLowest Crime Rates: 4,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,227thMost Devout: 10,226thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,528thMost Inclusive: 14,066thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,994thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,468thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,118th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 54th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 58th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 64th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Cultured: 69th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 178th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionMost Inclusive: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 304th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 309th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 366th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 379th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 584th in the regionMost Politically Free: 597th in the region

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