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The Final Fit of Zyonn

“Bring Me My Monocle! Want to Look Rich.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population33.389 billion

LeaderOverlord Zorak
Faithcat worship

Currencyquestion mark
Animalrejected kittie

The Final Fit of Zyonn is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Overlord Zorak with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.389 billion Zyonnites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dianastan. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The Zyonnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,132 trillion question marks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 123,769 question marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned rejected kittieball fields, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, prudishness is on the way out, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Dianastan for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyonn's national animal is the rejected kittie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is cat worship.

Zyonn is ranked 13,353rd in the world and 123rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,020.87339525172 Days.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 167thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 330thBest Weather: 489thMost Beautiful Environments: 646thMost Rebellious Youth: 825thLargest Populations: 853rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 879thNicest Citizens: 959thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,242ndSmartest Citizens: 1,272ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,471stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,760thMost Pacifist: 1,817thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,893rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,940thHighest Economic Output: 2,045thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,128thMost Influential: 2,153rdSafest: 2,298thMost Cultured: 2,383rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,768thHealthiest Citizens: 2,968thLargest Governments: 3,047thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,180thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,087thLowest Crime Rates: 4,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,082ndTop
Most Devout: 8,711thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,437thMost Inclusive: 12,926thMost Stationary: 13,353rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,362nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionTop
Safest: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 71st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 111th in the regionMost Stationary: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 171st in the regionMost Devout: 183rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 272nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 345th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 373rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 409th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 438th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 440th in the regionMost Developed: 443rd in the region

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