The State of Zyriastaat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 19.631 billion Zyriastaatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Zyriastaatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,349 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 369,508 per year while the poor average 2,920, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and Zyriastaat has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zyriastaat's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zyriastaat is ranked 265,142^nd in the world and 1^st in Cabinda for Lowest Crime Rates, with 41.63 law-abiding acts per hour.