The State of Zytoa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.371 billion Zytoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Zytoan economy, worth 789 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,921 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,691 per year while the poor average 3,114, a ratio of 117 to 1.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zytoa's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Zytoa is ranked 287,224^th in the world and 7^th in Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.34 law-abiding acts per hour.