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The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn

“Order, Order”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Zyvetskistaahn

Population25.056 billion

CapitalZyveta
LeaderThe Council of Executors
FaithZyveten Orthodoxy

CurrencyZyvetenmark
AnimalLiffen forest rat

The Confederacy of Zyvetskistaahn is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Council of Executors with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 25.056 billion Zyvetens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zyveta. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zyveten economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Zyvetenmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 76,691 Zyvetenmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, under love's heavy burden The Council of Executors sinks lower in the political right's esteem, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Zyvetskistaahn. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zyvetskistaahn's national animal is the Liffen forest rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyveten Orthodoxy.

Zyvetskistaahn is ranked 12,492nd in the world and 556th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 108 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 148thMost Influential: 574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,524thMost Stationary: 1,715thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,006thBest Weather: 5,021stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,947thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,421stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,560thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,365thLargest Populations: 7,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,068thMost Pacifist: 9,562ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,050thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,371stSafest: 10,624thMost Developed: 11,452ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,591stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,669thMost Cultured: 12,492ndHighest Economic Output: 12,977thHighest Food Quality: 13,946thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,518thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,850thNicest Citizens: 16,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,616thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,069thMost Inclusive: 23,248thLargest Governments: 27,068thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,786thLowest Crime Rates: 28,823rdMost Rebellious Youth: 29,071st
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Most Stationary: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 89th in the regionLargest Populations: 97th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 147th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 176th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 243rd in the regionBest Weather: 276th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 299th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 309th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 385th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 424th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 432nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 448th in the regionMost Pacifist: 458th in the regionSafest: 518th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 553rd in the regionMost Cultured: 556th in the regionMost Developed: 579th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 618th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 641st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 661st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 680th in the region

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