The Republic of Zzznxz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 2.715 billion Zzznxzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zzznxzian economy, worth 500 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 184,170 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, autocrats are persona non grata, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown. Zzznxz's national animal is the Doggirls, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zzznxz is ranked 203,071^st in the world and 325^th in Ambition for Most Authoritarian, with 583.97 milliStalins.