Security Council Proposals

The Security Council,

Hailing the residents of Alcatraz, the hereditary custodians of a land of legend, residing in peace and quiet solitude, free from the forces of evil that they fought to beat back for so long in the early days of this world,

Orating the many accomplishments of Alcatraz and those who once resided in it, lighting the way for the earliest days of what could be nominally called the defender movement, setting an example as a lone region that could fight back against seemingly overwhelming hordes of invaders despite their relative size and strength,

Overawed by the stand Alcatraz took in developing the faction that has ensured the balance and resistance against the entropic forces that would chip away at the last vestiges of freedom in our world, its prominent leaders like Vazquez being crucial in the formation of the Alliance Defense Network, the tales of which are enumerated in the lengths of this hallowed chamber and have inspired defenders decades since its beginnings, while also setting the example for early progenitors of those who now bring peace to every corner of the multiverse, with subsequent legends like Nasicournia rising from the platform that Alcatraz set,

Verifying the ingression of criminals and outlaws into Alcatraz on one misty morning, assassins, affiliates, and accomplices from the absolute dregs of the malicious forces, dozens of them now flooding into the cells and prisons they deserve to inhabit, but now rule as their own,

Elucidating this body’s place as the preeminent protector of the prone and unprotected, to break down walls that would otherwise imprison the impuissant and to ensure freedom to all who deserve it, and to bring flaming justice upon those who would degrade and disregard the basest principles and rights all inhabitants of this mortal plane deserve,

Recognizing that Alcatraz, if not saved, will fall into the hands of those it has worked since the dawn of time to fight, a fate no innocent region deserves,

Hereby Injuncts Alcatraz.

The Security Council,

ESPYING the collaborative spirit of the World Assembly, where nations work together to build a better future and ensure a harmonious existence for all,

QUALIFIED in commitment to the cherished principles of the Charter of Civil Rights, a beacon of justice and equality for nations across our diverse multiverse,

UNEQUIVOCALLY expressing dismay at The Ice States' regressive proposal to repeal this vital legislation, undermining fairness, liberty, and respect for all nations,

APPALLED at The Ice States' regressive misstep, jeopardizing the foundation of justice and equality within the World Assembly,

LAWFULLY condemns The Ice States.

KNOWING the thousands of lives that were destroyed at the hands of Tumor McHumor.

RECOGNIZING the damage it caused throughout RAILGUN.

BELIEVING the destruction of The United Federations will be in its hands.

CONDEMNING Canncerville for the above statements.

Security Council Resolution #482 “All We Want for Christmas Is You” shall be struck out and rendered null and void.

We un-festive few, recognize that:

You’re a bad one, 482.
You need to be repealed!
The time has come to strike you from these very hallowed fields, 482!
Here we list the reasons that we all truly feel!

You’re a rough one, 482.
Your lyrics have no rhyme!
When we try to sing these words, they come up all off-time, 482!
Airing such wacky phrases really should be a crime!

You’re a tough one, 482.
Christmas is not alone!
There are holidays out there that don't make us sigh and groan, 482!
Given the choice between the two of them,
We’d rather celebrate our own!

You’re a tricky one, 482.
You dress up like a child!
Your punctuation is lacking and it makes you quite mild, 482!
The two words that best describe you are as follows, and we quote,
“Very reviled!”

You’re a menace, 482.
You’re really quite the chore!
You’ve so many terms without defining what they’re fooor, 482!
How can we expect to take you seriously when the first thing that you do is sidestep the plight of zombies, nukes, and coups, while going to vote in November?

You sicken me, 482.
Your time is almost through!
Your purpose could be worthy, but you simply make us blue, 482!
The Grouchy Security Council hereby repeals Resolution 482!

The Security Council,

Recognizing that Barlyy is an important figure in regions such as Callista and the now-defunct Bluecrown Keep, and that the very frameworks of those regions exist either entirely or in part due to the efforts of Barlyy;

Noting, however, that Barlyy's existence as a nation and impact on the international stage are not to be hailed, especially in more recent instances;

Disappointed by the actions Barlyy has undertaken in order to further its own goals while disregarding other nations', including efforts such as:

• Subverting the democratic procedure of Bluecrown Keep with the use of satellite states Unified Democratic Europe, Briteannia, and Brillelund and then later trying to cover up this effort, by use of slogans such as "nothing happened in BCK Square";

• Attempting, as the commander of Callista, to turn the region into a one-party state without consulting members of the regional cabinet or regional populace;

• Extorting almost 6.6K worth of artwork from a nameless former nation for non-existent rewards, such as portraits of the face of the nation's leader, accession to international alliances, as well as the extortion of a large amount of artwork from fellow region member Sorianora, by the use of a strongly-worded telegram and possible threats to defame the nation;

• Implying future intent to subvert the democratic processes of Callista by use of aforementioned, or possibly new, satellite states;

• Threatening to ban a political rival for the alleged use of a puppet and intent to subvert the democratic process of the aforementioned region;

• Attempting to impeach a political rival under false circumstances, including allegations of voter fraud, nepotism, and disregarding the regional constitution;
  

Concerned by Barlyy's affiliations with already condemned nations such as Giovanniland;

Hereby condemns Barlyy.