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LEGENDARY CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“I didn't come to play. I came to slay.”
Game Mod
Most Efficient Economies: 6th Largest Populations: 878th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,944th
31.744 billion Euroslavians. Daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“That's an order lieutenant!”
27.562 billion Janewayians. Deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Left-wing Utopia
“We are a desert power, and nothing can stop us”
Most Beautiful Environments: 197th Best Weather: 276th Most Developed: 287th
26.971 billion Fremen. Compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Unity in diversity”
Most Stationary: 7th Largest Welfare Programs: 87th Largest Populations: 389th
33.633 billion West-Flandrians. Daily referendums, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Liberty, Knowledge, Glory”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th Smartest Citizens: 40th
29.115 billion Miirosi. Otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“No work no worries.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 99th Most Scientifically Advanced: 115th Fattest Citizens: 121st
16.287 billion Ceidtopians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Nihil Sine Justitia”
Most Influential: 196th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 308th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 486th
18.395 billion Drecqians. Parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“From Ashes To Victory”
Lowest Crime Rates: 263rd Healthiest Citizens: 305th Largest Governments: 470th
15.159 billion Imperials. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Light of the South”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5th
30.333 billion Deamonopolii. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“For the Empire!”
Largest Insurance Industry: 102nd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 114th Highest Disposable Incomes: 115th
14.308 billion Aegisians. Keen interest in outer space, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We Are A Bush. Move Along.”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd Most Secular: 2nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 3rd
34.067 billion Absentians. Digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All To Approach, One To Rule”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 165th Largest Publishing Industry: 221st Largest Gambling Industry: 240th
27.826 billion Maysinians. Triple-decker prams, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Common Sense & the Golden Rule all the Way, Earthlings!”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 192nd Largest Welfare Programs: 224th Most Advanced Public Transport: 284th
30.422 billion German Nightmareans. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws.
Mother Knows Best State
“Consume! Be Silent! Die!”
Largest Black Market: 103rd Largest Information Technology Sector: 137th Highest Poor Incomes: 151st
12.998 billion Matestanians. Frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Natura artis magistra.”
Most Inclusive: 31st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th Most Advanced Public Transport: 44th
10.465 billion New Indians. Complete lack of prisons, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates.
Left-wing Utopia
“Quod est in potentia.”
Safest: 39th Highest Average Tax Rates: 95th Largest Governments: 106th
10.332 billion NSS Citizens. State-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sind er sišer ķ landi hverju”
Most Influential: 165th Least Corrupt Governments: 189th Healthiest Citizens: 195th
9.543 billion Falves. Complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Ex Caelum Missus Eramus”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 108th Most Advanced Public Transport: 167th Largest Welfare Programs: 284th
9.06 billion Volkstradis. Ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“I'd give ya a hug if I could”
Largest Publishing Industry: 710th Largest Welfare Programs: 856th Most Cultured: 1,034th
13.681 billion Hladgeese. Frequent executions, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“None Shall be Held in Chains”
Most Efficient Economies: 55th Largest Welfare Programs: 228th Most Rebellious Youth: 458th
22.232 billion Akaitans. Daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“They paved paradise and put up a parking lot”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 68th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 694th Nudest: 1,010th
30.226 billion Skoda-Truck Driversians. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and unlimited-speed roads.
Father Knows Best State
“Against the cannons, march, march!”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 270th Largest Black Market: 435th Most Efficient Economies: 439th
15.166 billion Portuguese. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“The Hive Is Everything”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 182nd Healthiest Citizens: 207th Largest Information Technology Sector: 302nd
13.897 billion Changelings. Keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“On its way to coming back more times than Ridley.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 321st Most Cultured: 596th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 787th
29.838 billion Norfairdepthsians. Museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“From Ocean to Ocean”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 379th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 491st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 777th
26.101 billion Godivahians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads.
Democratic Socialists
“Sharp claws sheathed until needed.”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 233rd Best Weather: 341st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 392nd
20.259 billion Perrusians. Public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Anarchy
“Under the Sun, We are All Free”
Highest Drug Use: 109th Most Politically Free: 148th Most Pro-Market: 155th
24.633 billion SunChildeans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“WORK or STARVE”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 92nd Largest Insurance Industry: 264th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 293rd
30.119 billion Wannabeyans. Strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“You mess with The I.P.E. of Randvere you mess with us!”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 581st Most Stationary: 822nd Safest: 1,147th
27.723 billion Area QX-83ians. Compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Getting it together”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 214th Highest Drug Use: 226th Most Politically Free: 324th
7.965 billion NS ARians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
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