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LEGENDARY CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
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Largest Populations: 547th Largest Mining Sector: 965th Highest Economic Output: 1,322nd
33.119 billion SalusaSeconders. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gott mit uns”
Largest Black Market: 84th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 225th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 263rd
14.254 billion Kherkovians. Closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare.
Left-wing Utopia
“Prediction is difficult, especially about the future”
Most Influential: 80th Largest Publishing Industry: 128th Most Pacifist: 132nd
15.592 billion Testans. National health service, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Founded in 2003”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 113th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 209th
32.174 billion Maottians. Rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Elmelain!”
Most Advanced Public Education: 629th Most Cultured: 681st Most Inclusive: 705th
6.702 billion Calenmoris. Rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Sod it, Have A Beer”
Least Corrupt Governments: 392nd Most Inclusive: 397th Largest Information Technology Sector: 411th
5.226 billion Tijdtevelians. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Wisdom is the beginning of fear.”
Lowest Crime Rates: 375th Highest Average Tax Rates: 546th Largest Governments: 637th
5.2 billion alderians. Ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Hier stehe ich, ich kann nicht anders.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 368th Most Cheerful Citizens: 542nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 622nd
12.708 billion Coemgenians. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Progress and Innovation for Mankind”
16.875 billion Siberians. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
New York Times Democracy
“With Love of the People”
Most Stationary: 3,618th Largest Populations: 8,650th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,809th
15.031 billion Strandpiratenians. Burgeoning deer population.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Together as one”
Most Income Equality: 81st Nudest: 2,432nd Most Authoritarian: 3,184th
18.134 billion Sensible Isolationistsians. Frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Enumerator Baker”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,041st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8,500th Highest Crime Rates: 11,714th
8.333 billion O1YUians. Complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Undecided”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 28th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 546th Highest Disposable Incomes: 857th
9.708 billion Garcyians. Frequent executions, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“This machine kills fascists. ”
Most Stationary: 6,592nd
9.492 billion 52nd Revolutionary Worker Councilians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Must ask you guys to keep my secret with a pinky swear”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 5,547th Largest Black Market: 16,265th
7.47 billion Princess Clariels. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Ex Unitate Vires”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,327th Largest Insurance Industry: 3,165th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,738th
4.567 billion Afrikaners. Museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and avant-garde cinema.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Si uniscono per far avanzare”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,460th Most Pacifist: 4,931st Highest Average Tax Rates: 5,979th
15.023 billion Mediterrans. Daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Between a rock and a hard place”
Largest Populations: 1,135th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,916th Highest Economic Output: 7,285th
30.683 billion Tarentaurusians. Frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Another nation made, and points of the compass done!”
Largest Populations: 7,464th Largest Welfare Programs: 12,847th Largest Black Market: 14,050th
16.054 billion Southpasture Hotelians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Leave your dipshittery behind”
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,328th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,452nd Highest Crime Rates: 1,767th
10.096 billion Vodkalandians. Irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and exploding hoverboards.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 1,139th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,708th
6.848 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“We shall rise beyond the rest and set the skies ablaze!”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,928th Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,038th Most Subsidized Industry: 3,112th
9.522 billion Imperials. Parental licensing program, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Für das Reich, Für das Volk!”
Largest Black Market: 2,821st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,916th Most Devout: 3,003rd
7.004 billion Christians. Unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“From Many, One”
Most Subsidized Industry: 330th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 344th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 564th
5.071 billion Reformed Oce Col Larchikerians. Ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Imperial Protecters of all the Andalus”
Largest Retail Industry: 939th Largest Mining Sector: 1,944th Rudest Citizens: 2,024th
4.307 billion Andalusians. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Old is gold.”
Most Armed: 4,326th Least Corrupt Governments: 10,544th Best Weather: 13,320th
3.172 billion Fuggets. Public floggings, lack of airports, and compulsory gun ownership.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Freedom is Death”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,288th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,656th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,688th
3.376 billion Stylandians. Ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and aversion to nipples.
Capitalist Paradise
“Stand Tall”
Largest Retail Industry: 1,175th Rudest Citizens: 5,113th Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,352nd
3.27 billion Crownwoodians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Soth! Soth! Soth! Soth!”
Nicest Citizens: 7,719th Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,917th Largest Welfare Programs: 7,996th
1.584 billion Sothmors. Keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Moralistic Democracy
“Defending the Christian minority in Egypt.”
8.012 billion Christian Egyptians. Enslaved workforce and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
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