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Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
Most Devout: 1st Most Primitive: 1st Most Pacifist: 2nd
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Most Avoided: 3rd
34.874 billion Nak Nakians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“A friendly place for the upper class”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th Largest Gambling Industry: 14th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 29th
34.605 billion Captainians. Avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us”
Largest Publishing Industry: 75th Most Influential: 202nd Most Rebellious Youth: 385th
31.354 billion Hydroponicans. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“If we're all thinking alike then someone isnt thinking”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 134th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 137th Healthiest Citizens: 202nd
25.119 billion Stragalestranspetsians. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“War”
Most Corrupt Governments: 65th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 92nd Most Avoided: 92nd
20.044 billion Wars Foreverians. Deadly medical pandemics, otherworldly petting zoo, and avowedly heterosexual populace.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“MDR never fails if he fails we deny it”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 51st Most Scientifically Advanced: 53rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 58th
19.834 billion MDRunieans. Digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Sioux is a girl's name.”
Most Cultured: 7th Most Inclusive: 11th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd
23.279 billion Half-Milersians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Eh, whatever”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd Highest Economic Output: 42nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 47th
33.418 billion Marldeepians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“My rights end where yours begin...”
Least Corrupt Governments: 8th Most Rebellious Youth: 11th Most Cultured: 19th
29.062 billion Gentle Outer Micronesians. Anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Most Beautiful Environments: 13th Highest Average Tax Rates: 15th Most Cheerful Citizens: 19th
32.48 billion NakNakians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th Highest Disposable Incomes: 17th
34.833 billion NakNakians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9th Largest Information Technology Sector: 19th Most Scientifically Advanced: 45th
35.019 billion Crystal Palaisians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9thLargest Information Technology Sector: 41stLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd
37.1b12,759t
SEASON TWO
Left-Leaning College State
“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
Largest Populations: 9thLargest Information Technology Sector: 41stLeast Corrupt Governments: 42nd
37.1b12,759t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
Largest Retail Industry: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd
34.181 billion Mackintoshians. Smutty television, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
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