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LEGENDARY CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 62nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 224th
20.053 billion Floridians. Ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“E nationis construxi super sudor, sanguis et somniorum”
Largest Publishing Industry: 150thLargest Gambling Industry: 161stMost Efficient Economies: 503rd
33.5b7,891t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges”
Largest Insurance Industry: 276th Most Avoided: 315th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 327th
17.015 billion Terrans. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Si ša bouge pas,bouffe-le!”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 46th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 51st Largest Gambling Industry: 85th
17.765 billion ventripotents. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“We apologize for the inconvenience.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70th Most Stationary: 157th Largest Agricultural Sector: 220th
32.054 billion Zeekelonians. Aversion to nipples, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“The Dawn Beyond the Rust & Fire”
Largest Insurance Industry: 92nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 96th Highest Economic Output: 103rd
28.155 billion Vocians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Prosperity, Strength, Equality”
Least Corrupt Governments: 362nd Most Developed: 655th Most Rebellious Youth: 664th
17.929 billion Capisari. Museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“So True! So Brave! A Lamb At Home; A Lion In The Chase!”
Most Advanced Public Education: 30th Most Rebellious Youth: 66th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82nd
34.063 billion Beddgelens. Complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ego furtum tuum sicut mel tua cursoriam furatus sum”
Most Stationary: 312th Highest Economic Output: 442nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 558th
31.233 billion Yeldans. Barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th
34.744 billion Islanders. Museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Let's call it a day”
Largest Publishing Industry: 180th Most Cheerful Citizens: 185th Most Stationary: 215th
32.802 billion Scandalandians. Museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Happy people just don't shoot their husbands.”
Tsunamy was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 239
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 37th Most Influential: 120th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 761st
23.751 billion Tsunami. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“HAIL LALA!”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 60th Highest Poor Incomes: 64th
6.425 billion Lalas. Closed borders, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“HAIL LALA!”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 60th Highest Poor Incomes: 64th
6.425 billion Lalas. Closed borders, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“HAIL LALA!”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 60th Highest Poor Incomes: 64th
6.425 billion Lalas. Closed borders, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“HAIL LALA!”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 60th Highest Poor Incomes: 64th
6.425 billion Lalas. Closed borders, frequent executions, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Salus populi suprema lex esto”
Most Rebellious Youth: 432ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 457thMost Cheerful Citizens: 495th
9.75b2,151t
SEASON TWO
Capitalizt
“Beware Those Who Serve the Greater Good”
Largest Retail Industry: 110thRudest Citizens: 134thMost Efficient Economies: 151st
11.8b4,204t
Civil Rights Lovefest
“The government of each man by himself”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 87th Most Influential: 267th Largest Publishing Industry: 747th
6.646 billion Newpromisedlandians. Deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“For the glory of his Majesty”
Most Influential: 259th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 331st Highest Disposable Incomes: 344th
6.096 billion Nastrorians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Bask in the chaos and seek proof of your existence.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 239th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 304th Most Efficient Economies: 311th
15.781 billion Valenverians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“United in independence.”
Rudest Citizens: 158th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 179th Highest Crime Rates: 233rd
16.536 billion Gaspacians. Rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Our Labour delivers us from Tyranny.”
Most Efficient Economies: 351st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 401st Most Advanced Public Transport: 670th
10.049 billion Stalliongraders. Ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nec spe, nec metu”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 135th Least Corrupt Governments: 311th Most Rebellious Youth: 349th
17.915 billion Gettysburg11ians. Complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Father Knows Best State
“Get My Mixtape!”
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 349th Most Corrupt Governments: 396th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 482nd
15.019 billion Jorrans. Infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“the Corporate States Alliance”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 253rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 456th Largest Publishing Industry: 636th
21.318 billion Furries. Parental licensing program, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Ugg!”
Most Stationary: 876th Most Influential: 921st Largest Populations: 1,167th
30.555 billion Uggies. Museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Xylvania Stands Before Us, Within Us, and Behind Us!”
Lowest Crime Rates: 457th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 471st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 708th
14.448 billion Xylvanians. Otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy. ”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 584th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,205th Most Efficient Economies: 1,241st
13.636 billion Soviets. Compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Speak loudly, and swing your big stick”
Largest Welfare Programs: 934thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,278th
17.9b2,412t
SEASON TWO
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