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EPIC CARDS

Anarchy
“Free Markets, Free People”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1stRudest Citizens: 1stHighest Crime Rates: 1st
21.7b10,591t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“Tomorrow hasn't been so terrible”
Most Inclusive: 8th Largest Welfare Programs: 10th Most Compassionate Citizens: 18th
7.808 billion Divine Deerlings. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Santa is Watching”
Largest Retail Industry: 62nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 124th Largest Insurance Industry: 196th
17.549 billion Christmasites. Flagrant waste-dumping, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Bow to the Moose or Hang at the Noose!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 474th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 476th Highest Economic Output: 1,321st
23.522 billion Moose Worshippersians. Public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Bow to the Moose or Hang at the Noose!”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 207thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 467thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 629th
25.6b5,483t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Think Pink”
Largest Populations: 721st Largest Welfare Programs: 1,403rd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,485th
32.489 billion Pink Featherites. Museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Noli Timere Messorem, Fear Me”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 318th Most Advanced Public Transport: 349th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 692nd
11.791 billion V217ovians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Into the future, two steps at a time!”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 384th Most Secular: 549th Largest Black Market: 559th
12.727 billion DMF Workers. Rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The Strength is in The Justice”
Most Secular: 305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 514thRudest Citizens: 520th
10.6b2,476t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“By the Light of Rigel, We find Home”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,309th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,439th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,772nd
5.246 billion Rigelians. Pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“POSTED: No Trespass. Keep Out”
Most Primitive: 30thBest Weather: 217thMost Ignorant Citizens: 268th
4.29b611t
SEASON TWO

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Chicken or the egg? The Dingus!”
Largest Gambling Industry: 749thMost Stationary: 1,252ndHighest Economic Output: 2,477th
25.8b3,884t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Dare We Say”
Most Stationary: 2,662nd Largest Populations: 10,992nd Highest Crime Rates: 13,975th
13.334 billion Bezians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“A fish is still a fish”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 428th Best Weather: 1,053rd Most Influential: 1,072nd
11.679 billion Sandis. Sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Allied Against Apartheid!”
Most Stationary: 5,773rd
10.289 billion United Democratic Frontians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
New York Times Democracy
“LAW is FORCE in Disguise”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 227th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 532nd Most Developed: 1,533rd
8.222 billion Braunsteins. Zero percent divorce rate, strictly enforced bedtime, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Let's see...”
Most Secular: 676th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 809th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,378th
7.444 billion Tussians. Avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Authoritarian Democracy
“Fish and Chips”
Largest Populations: 6,139th Safest: 11,407th Most Pacifist: 14,879th
17.682 billion chip and Fish Shopians. Compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Fly high!”
Nudest: 119thMost Income Equality: 10,212thMost Stationary: 10,229th
14.6b280t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Average: 460th
7.701 billion Parhasques. Burgeoning Parhean Rhinoceros population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,519thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,141stLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,573rd
11.6b419t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Arise You Downtrodden”
Most Stationary: 8,491st Largest Populations: 13,529th
12.276 billion Lamentans. Compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“6,000,000”
Most Conservative: 4,293rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,355th Most Extreme: 6,101st
11.49 billion Millionaires. Compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Corporate Bordello
“Under One Banner, We Are United”
Rudest Citizens: 402nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 760th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,054th
6.47 billion Sacarians. Rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“The stag prances, no matter the forest.”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,859th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5,443rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,405th
7.38 billion Helenstedians. Aversion to nipples, flagrant waste-dumping, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“The Cold Marches With Us”
Largest Retail Industry: 1,397thMost Devout: 4,004thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,211th
3.65b553t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,681st Most Politically Free: 2,066th Most Pro-Market: 2,315th
5.103 billion Yoshkar-Olans. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“발해의 승리에 과 대한 세상의 악화”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,842ndMost Pro-Market: 2,242ndMost Politically Free: 2,244th
7.13b284t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“POSTED: No Trespass. Keep Out”
Most Primitive: 97th Best Weather: 573rd Most Beautiful Environments: 1,388th
2.193 billion Freemen. Lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
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