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LEGENDARY CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Socialism with Bananamen characteristics”
Most Influential: 727th Most Advanced Public Education: 771st Most Efficient Economies: 824th
14.567 billion Bananamen. Museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television.

EPIC CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“May the Force be with you”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 118th Largest Publishing Industry: 139th Largest Gambling Industry: 237th
31.943 billion Free Jedi Knightsians. National health service, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Remember and forgive.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 289th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 370th Most Inclusive: 389th
7.017 billion citizens. National health service, smutty television, and digital currency.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“In Satan I Trust”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 303rd Fattest Citizens: 346th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 346th
4.55 billion doomed souls. Compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and aversion to nipples.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“We Are All Kazomal”
Most Efficient Economies: 522nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,397th Highest Economic Output: 1,487th
19.489 billion Kazomal. Daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Equality for all!”
Most Pacifist: 18th Safest: 19th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th
21.225 billion EquGothic Nationians. Anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Vivat, Crescat, Floreat”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 229thMost Influential: 462ndBest Weather: 2,058th
18.8b2,370t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Let the victor be justice.”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 547th Safest: 669th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 785th
29.272 billion Tekkeans. Pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Ehre und Ruhm, Sieg und Tod”
Largest Insurance Industry: 395th Highest Economic Output: 613th Largest Populations: 915th
31.629 billion Tocrowkians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Wurttenburgia Est Imperare Orbi Universo”
Highest Economic Output: 766thLargest Populations: 797thSafest: 1,013th
34.1b7,147t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Still supporting freedom and democracy in TNP”
Most Rebellious Youth: 269th Best Weather: 487th Most Beautiful Environments: 543rd
29.987 billion Kitaboans. Strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Join the glorious Eastern Roman Empire !!”
Most Stationary: 633rdLargest Populations: 2,623rdHighest Economic Output: 9,062nd
26.8b1,560t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Welcome to Gofain Island”
Most Income Equality: 112th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,397th Most Authoritarian: 1,607th
17.047 billion Compassionate Survivorians. Enforced nudity, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Welcome to Gofain Island”
Most Income Equality: 104thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,302ndMost Authoritarian: 1,625th
19.1b102t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Hail Angst Insel!”
Highest Disposable Incomes: 359thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 403rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 555th
8.74b3,102t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit”
Largest Publishing Industry: 535th Least Corrupt Governments: 547th Most Pacifist: 622nd
10.872 billion United Kingdom Statesians. National health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Οἰκουμενισμός ἐστί: Εἰρήνη, Εὐδαιμονία, Δημοκρατία”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 373rd Most Subsidized Industry: 403rd Largest Black Market: 445th
10.866 billion Hellenes. Infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws.
Anarchy
“Commission”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 759th Highest Drug Use: 778th Most Politically Free: 1,099th
10.762 billion Litorians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 846thHighest Drug Use: 867thMost Extreme: 1,153rd
10.5b432t
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Nation”
Most Extreme: 680th Most Extensive Civil Rights: 979th Highest Drug Use: 1,001st
8.746 billion Republique Centrafricaine Stateans. Complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
Left-wing Utopia
“Propellentibus ad aurora”
Safest: 511thMost Developed: 580thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 634th
9.41b2,251t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Fear is a leash, The future is our birth right”
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 163rd Highest Average Incomes: 178th
7.262 billion Rogueians. Compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Fairness,Equality and Justice. Now go scrub my boots”
Largest Insurance Industry: 457th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 647th Largest Black Market: 810th
6.671 billion Asgarthians. Conspicuous electricity pylons, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Laboro, Familio, Kredo”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 136th
8.46b3,817t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Dissent is forcefully discouraged”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 245th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 520th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 664th
4.576 billion Vexilians. Ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“In the name of profit”
Largest Gambling Industry: 226th Largest Retail Industry: 402nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 581st
4.507 billion Caltofians. Vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Mormon girls are hot too”
Largest Retail Industry: 105thLargest Gambling Industry: 170thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 200th
6.15b1,685t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Mark my words, Veradian will be ours again!”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 712th Largest Retail Industry: 1,020th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,069th
3.439 billion Vlanladosians. Public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Use Your Illusions”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38th Most Influential: 174th Largest Retail Industry: 3,343rd
1.923 billion Californians. Otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Better to step on the rock than the pebble”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 246thMost Influential: 520thMost Efficient Economies: 1,049th
3.91b1,129t
SEASON TWO
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