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Illumitrol's Deck

Illumitrol has 64 cards: 6ULTRA RARES 2RARES 19UNCOMMONS 37COMMONS Value...

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ad idem”
Largest Black Market: 159th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 225th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 450th
17.047 billion Pleasures Islandians. Compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Ice Brewed Malt Liquor”
Highest Crime Rates: 31st Most Armed: 33rd Most Rebellious Youth: 50th
15.593 billion Ice 800ians. Infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Credits are everything”
Fattest Citizens: 180th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 198th Largest Retail Industry: 265th
7.382 billion Argorialians. Anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“無限組合中的無限多樣性”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 738th Most Subsidized Industry: 866th Most Developed: 1,129th
6.946 billion Inokers. Daily referendums, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Merry Christmas!”
Most Influential: 121st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 381st Most Compassionate Citizens: 391st
3.474 billion Yahlians. Teetotalling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“For the good of the kingdom, and the people within.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,513th Largest Retail Industry: 5,380th Fattest Citizens: 5,689th
3.176 billion Kenmorians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“I'm sure we can have even more rights.”
7.166 billion Hyserians. National health service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We're telling you the future of your planet is at stake”
6.587 billion Benevolents. State-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Guts and Glory to all Dwarvenkin”
Most Stationary: 2,809th Largest Black Market: 4,625th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,040th
15.314 billion Underworld of Terradinians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Melts in your mind, not in your hand”
Nudest: 759th Largest Populations: 9,528th
14.243 billion Acidians. Complete lack of prisons, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Uh.... forgot...”
Nudest: 1,260th Most Stationary: 5,105th Largest Black Market: 6,008th
14.111 billion Thingamajiggerians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 817th Most Stationary: 3,756th Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,993rd
12.041 billion ULSRians. Burgeoning ^-^ population.
New York Times Democracy
“Concordia Res Parvae Crescunt”
2.105 billion Labagoniyans. Free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Unity, Discipline, Work”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,270th Highest Drug Use: 1,297th Most Extreme: 1,420th
3.043 billion ZBJians. Irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“For Oneself, For All”
3.024 billion Salokis. Unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“God, Homeland, Liberty”
Most Subsidized Industry: 398th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 617th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,188th
4.915 billion Llamathians. Ubiquitous missile silos, fear of technology, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Shining Sapphire of the Seas”
3.436 billion Halensbergians. National health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Galiantus Spares Not The World Assembly”
2.028 billion Capricorn 33ians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“No kings, no slaves, only the people”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,183rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,674th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,864th
2.349 billion Peskanians. Smutty television, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Got mit uns”
2.039 billion Göts. Ritual sacrifices, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“We Will Endure”
1.312 billion Talis Valians. Smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Peace and magic rule supreme la magie est la pais son”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,151st Nicest Citizens: 10,327th Best Weather: 10,764th
2.157 billion Forestianians. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Opposites combine, so here we are!”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,257th Least Corrupt Governments: 8,819th Best Weather: 13,047th
2.324 billion Lerandilites. Free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion.
Democratic Socialists
“The Laws Of Reality Are Only Guidelines”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,799th Most Developed: 1,956th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,995th
2.212 billion Sidonians. Pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Coño Despierta Boricua”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,059th Highest Crime Rates: 3,922nd Most Rebellious Youth: 4,028th
2.152 billion Boricuas. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Those who rebel, shall be met with lead and fury.”
Most Conservative: 6,078th Most Authoritarian: 7,751st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,891st
1.024 billion Krau DeLuans. State-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Strength Through Compliance”
375 million Peoples Oppressionians. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation

COMMON CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“Infuria la bufera.”
Most Income Equality: 5,481st
9.103 billion Fischia Il Ventoans. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Area 51”
Nudest: 2,213th Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,537th Most Devout: 11,771st
2.857 billion Shield world 51ians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Look to the skies”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 466th Most Devout: 5,797th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 12,923rd
3.193 billion Saint Armanians. Frequent executions, public floggings, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
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