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EPIC CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”
Lowest Crime Rates: 29th Most Secular: 30th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 34th
5.898 billion Aggroans. Parental licensing program, aversion to nipples, and ban on automobiles.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Think for yourself !”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 277th Largest Welfare Programs: 415th Most Advanced Public Education: 540th
16.806 billion Idiots. Smutty television, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Dare i say”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 474th Highest Drug Use: 491st Most Extreme: 607th
15.083 billion East Timor Stateans. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“There's Nuttin' Better Then Bangers For Brekkie!”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 786th Best Weather: 821st Lowest Crime Rates: 889th
25.4 billion MacKenzie Wolvesians. Parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“29”
Highest Crime Rates: 185th Most Armed: 239th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 286th
12.568 billion 29ians. Deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Bona a Profectu”
Least Corrupt Governments: 463rd Most Rebellious Youth: 577th Largest Publishing Industry: 622nd
11.517 billion Matriarchians. Museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Harmony or Exile”
Most Developed: 89th Best Weather: 92nd Least Corrupt Governments: 110th
7.203 billion Senaethi. Complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Where's my dog?”
3.581 billion White Girls. Lack of airports, rampant corporate plagiarism, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Anarchy
“Warning: Do not stare directly at the mushroom clouds.”
Rudest Citizens: 214th Most Armed: 320th Highest Crime Rates: 396th
3.452 billion Pax Nerdvanans. Smutty television, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Lang Lebe Die Kaiserin”
Largest Welfare Programs: 7,197th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,651st Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,442nd
2.145 billion Rhunnlandians. Complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“YTBD”
Most Pro-Market: 5,741st Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,021st Largest Populations: 9,313th
14.449 billion Valtamreians. Compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Noblesse Oblige”
Most Efficient Economies: 889th Best Weather: 1,244th Healthiest Citizens: 1,734th
8.078 billion Dyfrixians. National health service, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Montez les vents mais gardez la Formation!”
Most Stationary: 224th Largest Populations: 892nd Most Influential: 5,970th
31.707 billion Gooseridersians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Wandering”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 146th Highest Drug Use: 156th Most Politically Free: 221st
24.629 billion Kinshasanians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Pee On Government Buildings!!!!!”
Most Armed: 2,860th Highest Drug Use: 5,114th Largest Populations: 5,349th
18.92 billion Ugly Punk Rockersians. State-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and compulsory gun ownership.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Bless you.”
Most Stationary: 1,778th Largest Gambling Industry: 5,853rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 7,702nd
15.649 billion Vincentians. Zero percent divorce rate, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Founder”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 364th Highest Drug Use: 377th Most Politically Free: 550th
9.906 billion SNians. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Under one Banner”
Largest Publishing Industry: 7,498th Most Stationary: 7,810th Highest Economic Output: 9,329th
12.776 billion Kosmopolitans. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“A unidade é a maior força, agora e para sempre”
Largest Insurance Industry: 5,755th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,070th Largest Populations: 13,436th
12.308 billion Southern Ellistonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Stationary: 5,654th Most Pro-Market: 7,653rd Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,788th
10.394 billion Guard 45ians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“They ate the Body of Christ...and never looked back!”
Most Stationary: 6,395th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,239th Most Rebellious Youth: 12,796th
10.112 billion Cannibal Clergy. Ban on automobiles, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“Imperial Realm of The Dominion”
Most Stationary: 7,172nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,984th
9.139 billion Pits of Tartarusians. Compulsory military service and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“A new world”
Most Stationary: 7,454th Most Income Equality: 9,402nd
8.878 billion San Fransokyo Cityians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Really?”
Most Stationary: 10,131st Most Influential: 14,159th
6.898 billion Ahdutians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Honi Soi Qui Mal Y Pense”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,622nd Most Politically Free: 2,003rd Most Pro-Market: 2,253rd
5.157 billion Augustus of Brunswickians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Strength Through Freedom”
Rudest Citizens: 651st Most Beautiful Environments: 1,106th Nicest Citizens: 1,155th
4.617 billion Slenokians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Anarchy
“Virtue, Liberty and Independence”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 24th Highest Drug Use: 31st Nudest: 4,765th
15.482 billion Pennsylvanians. Absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“Catching flies...leave me alone”
Largest Populations: 2,635th Largest Black Market: 9,649th Highest Economic Output: 15,354th
25.213 billion Contact Paperians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Life's a Beach in Heat”
Largest Populations: 14,284th
11.968 billion Bentleys. Suspicion of poets.
Democratic Socialists
“E Pluribus Unum, E Unum... Duo”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 697th Most Efficient Economies: 2,170th Most Avoided: 2,650th
16.958 billion Amerykans. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
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