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Miskatonic's Deck

Miskatonic has 34 cards: 2EPICS 9ULTRA RARES 6RARES 11UNCOMMONS 6COMMONS Value...

EPIC CARDS

Left-wing Utopia
“We are communist , we love taxes, let's taxe everything”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 61st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 74th Most Developed: 80th
9.534 billion Fauzjhians. State-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Salus populi suprema lex esto”
Rudest Citizens: 114th Largest Retail Industry: 134th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 395th
5.011 billion Eochaill Offalians. Deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Hold my beer and watch this!”
Most Inclusive: 513th Most Cheerful Citizens: 515th Nicest Citizens: 1,058th
13.691 billion Claritians. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“By Doing Nothing, We Accomplish Everything”
Most Armed: 317th Highest Crime Rates: 331st Largest Publishing Industry: 542nd
32.852 billion Reverti. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Sacrifichiamo l'anima ed il ferro per l'Italia suprema!”
Largest Populations: 12th Most Stationary: 158th Largest Mining Sector: 455th
35.008 billion Argeseans. Museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Live Free or Die”
Rudest Citizens: 191st Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 224th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 312th
13.153 billion TehUnitedStatesians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Byliśmy, jesteśmy i będziemy neutralne”
Healthiest Citizens: 707th Most Developed: 980th Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,040th
11.132 billion Spaztovians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Believe, Obey, Fight!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 69th Most Corrupt Governments: 462nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 466th
9.843 billion New Scottikans. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 857th Highest Drug Use: 877th Most Extreme: 1,174th
9.013 billion DBA4ians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Totum dependeat”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 344th Most Influential: 598th Best Weather: 1,308th
7.032 billion Lemonbiscuits. Keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Things are coming to what I like to call, gether.”
Nudest: 654th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,699th Largest Welfare Programs: 6,095th
6.62 billion Getherins. Anti-smoking policies, enforced nudity, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“A republic founded on unifying beliefs.”
Largest Populations: 343rd Most Stationary: 1,816th Largest Mining Sector: 2,321st
33.782 billion South Arans. Zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Utile Dulci”
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,602nd Most Pacifist: 1,915th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,933rd
27.462 billion Silageans. Hatred of cheese, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The toaster's smoking... must be Slade. Titans, GO!”
Most Stationary: 2,946th Largest Populations: 12,009th
12.837 billion Walking Traffic Lights. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Knights Unite”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,442nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,326th
8.728 billion Knights. Burgeoning deer population.
Anarchy
“State”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 872nd Highest Drug Use: 892nd Most Extreme: 1,187th
8.919 billion Huskedians. Complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Equality and Democracy for all”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,171st Least Corrupt Governments: 5,181st Largest Publishing Industry: 5,794th
2.499 billion Dieselvanians. Museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and prohibition of alcohol.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Don't worry. Just let the government take care of it.”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,109th Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,027th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,701st
13.265 billion Greyfeyians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates.
Democratic Socialists
“Ideas are where realities begin”
Most Stationary: 573rd Largest Populations: 2,206th Most Influential: 8,007th
26.543 billion suggestion boxians. Absence of drug laws and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Panties Uber Alles”
Most Stationary: 284th Largest Populations: 1,411th Most Influential: 5,592nd
29.695 billion Feminine Germansians. Punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Nice Drive”
Largest Populations: 4,101st Most Stationary: 4,493rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,585th
21.129 billion Brattleboro Benningtonians. Barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“The promise”
Nudest: 1,981st Most Stationary: 13,880th Largest Populations: 15,404th
11.497 billion Tumbians. Enforced nudity.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“It is what it is, and it's probably phallic”
Most Advanced Public Education: 5,367th Least Corrupt Governments: 6,350th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,392nd
6.648 billion Chutzpans. Complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
Democratic Socialists
“Keep your ease to the breeze”
Most Inclusive: 1,944th Nicest Citizens: 2,094th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,104th
6.4 billion Sheezlandians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“You write your story with a pen, not a pencil.”
Most Influential: 1,951st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,053rd Least Corrupt Governments: 3,832nd
5.974 billion Danksterians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Abadi”
Most Politically Free: 5,127th Most Efficient Economies: 6,339th Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,774th
5.715 billion Kalimantanis. Otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 2,590th Most Primitive: 14,635th
4.672 billion BH SDians. Burgeoning Death's-head Hawkmoth population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Might Makes Right”
Most Authoritarian: 933rd Most Extreme: 2,388th Most Conservative: 2,994th
2.038 billion AFTER SHOVELING 3 FEET OF SNOW VINNYians. State-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

COMMON CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Run for the ...bathroom!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,953rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,769th Most Pro-Market: 7,027th
7.419 billion -Taco Hell-ians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets.
Father Knows Best State
“I don't think so Tim”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,561st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,983rd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,198th
3.346 billion Meltedians. Museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
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