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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Slouching Towards Bethlehem”
Game Mod
Most Income Equality: 1stMost Stationary: 293rdMost Primitive: 544th
31.3b104t
SEASON TWO
Game Mod
Most Stationary: 255thMost Primitive: 650thMost Income Equality: 661st
37.7b125t
Democratic Socialists
SEASON THREE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Take upon ye thy Lands, and Eat of its Fruits”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th Most Primitive: 12th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th
11.714 billion Merconites. Lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws.
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Vanity of Vanities, Saith the Preacher; All is Vanity”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14thMost Primitive: 15th
13.8b5,552t
SEASON TWO
Vanity of Vanities, Saith the Preacher; All is Vanity
Most Primitive: 9thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th
20.2b10,751t
Psychotic Dictatorship
SEASON THREE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Huh?”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th Most Primitive: 116th Most Ignorant Citizens: 160th
10.405 billion Annihilators. Enslaved workforce, avant-garde cinema, and zero percent divorce rate.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Huh?”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rdMost Primitive: 123rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 166th
12.5b1,652t
SEASON TWO
Tyranny by Majority
“Q.E.F.”
Editor
Most Primitive: 179thMost Ignorant Citizens: 220thMost Devout: 302nd
7.28b720t
SEASON TWO
Sur l'oreiller du mal c'est Satan Trismégiste
Editor
Most Valuable International Artwork: 57thMost Primitive: 174thMost Ignorant Citizens: 237th
13.7b1,543t
Free-Market Paradise
SEASON THREE

EPIC CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
Most Devout: 1st Most Primitive: 1st Most Pacifist: 2nd
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2nd
33.6b365t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obey or die”
Most Corrupt Governments: 10th Largest Mining Sector: 15th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th
23.816 billion Overdosed crackheadsians. Deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Ora et labora”
Most Primitive: 243rd Largest Gambling Industry: 332nd Largest Insurance Industry: 467th
9.738 billion Davitians. Lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and exploding hoverboards.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Spirituality is the Key to Happiness”
Most Primitive: 5th Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th
31.59 billion Opodeldokians. Closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th Most Devout: 9th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th
17.431 billion Knowwear in Youtopians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Gloom Over Dominated”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st Most Devout: 4th Most Primitive: 9th
13.115 billion Nadir Dystopians. Rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2ndFattest Citizens: 2nd
21.6b10,798t
Corporate Police State
SEASON THREE
In hoc signo vinces
Largest Mining Sector: 18thMost Devout: 131stMost Primitive: 162nd
38.6b7,695t
Iron Fist Consumerists
SEASON THREE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“From each to his ability, each according to her needs!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd Most Devout: 2nd
17.971 billion Gynos. Closed borders, frequent executions, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Moralistic Democracy
“One People, One Ideal, One God”
Largest Mining Sector: 209thMost Primitive: 248thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 300th
33.0b10,632t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“It's all ogre now.”
Largest Gambling Industry: 33rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 53rdMost Primitive: 84th
19.0b7,741t
Corporate Police State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th Largest Mining Sector: 19th
34.865 billion NakNakians. Anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Deo Vindice”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th Most Devout: 12th Most Corrupt Governments: 14th
16.436 billion Gogglesians. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Strength Through Discipline”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 25thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47thMost Primitive: 48th
25.3b8,997t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Stop reading my motto!”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2ndMost Primitive: 3rd
11.8b4,871t
SEASON TWO
Stop Reading My Motto!
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Primitive: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
18.3b10,276t
Psychotic Dictatorship
SEASON THREE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Nothing to see here...”
Most Primitive: 2nd Most Devout: 7th Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th
7.734 billion Phallites and Labianites. Avant-garde cinema, lack of airports, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Nothing to see here...”
Most Primitive: 4thMost Devout: 18thLargest Welfare Programs: 18th
9.79b1,933t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“Una Sub Luna”
Most Ignorant Citizens: 272ndMost Primitive: 325thMost Devout: 767th
6.84b1,290t
SEASON TWO
Most Ignorant Citizens: 331stMost Primitive: 377thMost Devout: 899th
13.3b2,628t
Corporate Police State
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